STORIES 
(That Don’t Suck)

These aren’t stories. They’re anarchist field manuals for souls who’d rather rage on a beer-stained cooler than clink glasses with trust-fund robots. Spoiler: You’ll cackle like a hyena*, die a little inside, and* Insta-story the chaos to your squad like it’s WhatsApp group therapy.**"
 

"(Warning: Skimming this during your 9-to-5 might trigger career-ending levels of wanderlust.**)"